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Creature Cocks Giant Centaur Alien Dildo

$199.99

Get seduced on the centaur training fields with this Giant Centaur rod! This peach and black shaft is extra long and girthy with a smooth, round head, a thick corona, ribs along the shaft, and plenty of length! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by...

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    - Standard delivery 2-4 business days

    - Express delivery 1-2 business days

    - Free Delivery on Orders Over $79

DELIVERY

All products are shipped in discreet packaging and usually dispatched within 1-2 business days.

Standard shipping is $12.70 and will usually arrive within 2-4 business days.

Express shipping is $16.20 and will usually arrive 1-2 business days.

Orders over $79 include free shipping Australia wide.

Please note: Correct shipping information is the responsibility of the purchaser and whilst every effort is made to ensure orders are sent to the correct location, no responsibility shall be assumed by us in the instance that incorrect details have been provided during checkout.

RETURN

We are unable to provide refunds or accept returns for products that have been opened or are due to change of mind for health and safety reasons. We are always happy to answer as many questions as possible to ensure you make the correct purchase. All Intimacy products include a manufacturers warranty to cover faulty or defective goods. To start a return, you can contact us through the contact form. Please included as much details as possible and we will respond with return details.

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

100% customer satisfaction is important to us, please contact us with any issues or concerns as soon as possible for a quick resolution.

Correct shipping information is the responsibility of the purchaser and whilst every effort is made to ensure orders are sent to the correct location, no responsibility shall be assumed by us in the instance that incorrect details have been provided during checkout.

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Get seduced on the centaur training fields with this Giant Centaur rod! This peach and black shaft is extra long and girthy with a smooth, round head, a thick corona, ribs along the shaft, and plenty of length! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strap-on harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult toy! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

You've been watching the centaur fighters on the training field for weeks, sneaking out of your own duties in order to catch a glance of the lead trainer. He stands five hands taller than any of the other centaurs, with ripped abs and toned muscles. His dark coat shines with a healthy sheen and the way he handles his staff makes your insides twist and flutter. You, a human, aren't a compatible match for him. Beyond that, you're nothing more than an embassy scribe taking notes on the war effort. You're a tool to maintain peace between the species. You hide out of sight, watching the sweat glisten on his arms and chest as he fights and wins against every single trainee. Once training is finished, he tells them all to go clean up and rest before he tests them on their skills again tomorrow. He lingers so of course you do, too. It seems safe enough to watch, right? Then the wind changes direction and the cool breeze makes you shiver. You step behind one of the stacks of barrels to get out of the chill of the wind but you trip and shriek as you fall to the ground. Within seconds he lunges and you hear his hooves hitting the ground, his staff held high in his hand, suddenly towering above you with a menacing look on his face.

''Please don't attack! I'm sorry! I was just watching!'' you hold your hands up, terrified but mostly embarrassed to be discovered. ''What are you doing here, little human?'' he growls, his voice dangerous. ''J-just watching! I like to watch the training sometimes…'' you reply, your voice rising in pitch. ''You've been consistent with your visits. How do I know you aren't some kind of human spy, looking to report on our training methods?'' he asks, a dark threat in his deep, husky voice. ''No! No, I'm not a spy! I swear!'' you realise with deep regret that your weekly spying has indeed been noticed, but interpreted for the worse. You have to come clean or your life may be forfeit. ''I… just came… for you. I came to watch you.'' Your cheeks are fully flushed and you can't meet his eyes. ''Hmmm. We'll see about that. Come with me.''

He takes you to his private quarters. Everything is so big and tall, with hay in the corner but running water for a sink, a boudoir and a weapons rack. He puts his staff in the corner and the grins at you. He hasn't said a word, but he beckons you to stand on a wooden bench to be eye level with him. You step up, trembling, and then to your shock he grabs your hair, pulls your head back and begins to kiss your neck. His free hand wraps around your waist and suddenly you are lifted up. You kiss him back, your heart racing so hard the beat of it may burst from your chest. You wrap your legs around his waist, hooking your feet around his back, and he slides his hand between your thighs and begins to slide against your sex, getting more and more aroused. You start to writhe against him, helpless to your desires.

''Get on the bench and brace yourself.'' His breath is ragged and deep. You step down and notice how large, heavy and hard his rod is. Your jaw drops. In all the time you've fantasised about him, you never thought it would happen and somehow hadn't considered the size difference between you two. How will you possibly get that inside of you? Before you start to panic and get up, he grabs hold of your hair to hold your head up, steps his front hooves on the bench as well, and then thrusts his rod inside of you! You scream in shock, but then your screams soon turn to guttural moans of pleasure until your both reach your climax!

- Measurements:
Overall length: 34.5 cm
Insertable length: 27.3 cm
Narrowest insertable diameter: 3.8 cm
Widest insertable diameter: 6.9 cm

- Materials: Silicone
- Colour: Peach, black

- Fantasy Dildo: Long, heavy, and ribbed; this peach and black centaur rod has a round, wide head and a super long shaft.
- Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
- Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
- Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.

FAQs

I am not sure what sex toy is right for me, can you help?
Yes! We encourage all of our customers to ask as many questions as possible to ensure they can choose a product that is right for them and will give maximum pleasure.

Contact us through the chat bubble or email us at hello@mrandmrsds.com.au with any questions

How long does shipping take?
All products are usually dispatched within 1-2 business days. Standard shipping will usually arrive within 2-3 business days. Express shipping will usually arrive 1-2 business days.
Can I Click & Collect from a local store?
We offer a Click & Collect service 7 days a week on a selected range and these orders are generally ready for same day pick-up when placed prior to 10pm.

Collection is from Yarrabilba, Qld

I haven’t received a dispatch email/email confirmation?
Please be aware an automated email is sent to you to the given email address when your order is dispatched. Please check all folders including you junk and contact us at hello@mrandmrsds.com.au if you still have not received anything.
Do you ship on weekends?
Our Click and Collect range can be delivered the same day and on weekends, locally in most cases for an additional fee.

Pease contact us prior to placing your order for pricing. Online orders are dispatched Monday to Friday, generally the day they are placed with the cut off being at 4pm.

Any order placed after 4pm will be processed the next working day.

Can I track my item?
Yes. You will be sent a dispatch confirmation email as soon as your order has been processed. This email will also contain your tracking number.

Please note tracking numbers are only active and trackable 2 hours after the order has been collected from our warehouse.

For orders placed after 4pm on Friday, your order will may not be trackable until it has been collected from us the following Monday.

What courier do you use for deliveries?
All of our deliveries are done through StarTrack or unless delivery is unavailable to your location. In this case, we would engage an alternative service