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Live big! Bring home a celebrity-sized booty. Not to be confused with any reality star, The Kim is better than real... and hotter than hell. It's a full 35 cm wide and 20 cm tall - virtually lifesize! And complete with that black lace...

NUMB AF will make your anal experience more pleasurable. Numb AF is a cupcake-flavoured anal-numbing cream; the formulation relaxes the muscles and numbs the nerves for greater comfort during anal play. Safe to use with toys as you build up to the anal experience...

They're twisted, fat as a soda can, longer than long and black as hell. They're for the serious player who isn't interested in a pretty pink head; but went black and never went back, and wants it now. Massive presents the all-black series Big...

Go for the Gusto! This state-of-the-art stroker has a realistically textured channel you can slide into. Experience a variety of sucking and vibrating speeds and rhythms that mimic the sensations of a classic blow job. Multiple motors work independently for the ultimate customisation. Classy-looking...

Give oral pleasure the fruity makeover it deserves! Introducing SMACK, the foaming mouth spray! This oral lubricant adds a tangy twist to your tired tongue tricks. With a burst of Pineapple flavour, this wonder transforms any BJ into a delightful, juicy experience that'll leave...

Give oral pleasure the fruity makeover it deserves! Introducing SMACK, the foaming mouth spray is an oral lubricant! This oral lubricant adds a tangy twist to your tired tongue tricks. With a burst of sour green apple flavour, this wonder transforms any BJ into...

Give oral pleasure the fruity makeover it deserves! Introducing SMACK, foaming mouth spray! This oral lubricant adds a tangy twist to your tired tongue tricks. With a burst of sour cherry flavour, this wonder transforms any BJ into a delightful, juicy experience that'll leave...

Tap In to intense G-spot play boosted by a deep thrust! This unique dual vibrator not only sends shockwaves of pleasure through its tireless bunny-eared rabbit stimulator that nestles against your clitoris, but its innovative G-spot technique is shaking up the toy world. A...

Bring your fantasy drawer to life with The Nessie Vibrating Tentacle Creature by Alien Nation — a bold, creature-inspired tentacle sex toy made for adventurous adults who love unconventional pleasure. With a fully tentacled, sinuous design and a deliciously “otherworldly” silhouette, Nessie is built...

Lock up your lover and explore your fetish fantasies with these Beginner Furry Cuffs. Lined with velvety-soft faux fur, these first-timer cuffs keep your lover comfortably constrained and looking and feeling sexy. The locking mechanism has a quick-release button in case you lose the...

Introducing the Bag of Fucks I Have to Give candy because sometimes you just need a little humour to sweeten your day! Each bag contains 25 mini-packs containing 5 fruit-flavored middle fingers that are here to make a statement. Perfect for when you want...

Turn the heat up and get ready to turn date night into a sexy game night where giggles and titillation are on the cards. The perfect adult party activity, Let's Get Naked, is played exactly like the classic card game War – but with...

Put your lover in a sticky situation with this non-sticky bondage tape. This shiny PVC tape only sticks to itself, so it does not pull hair or leave any sticky residue. It's perfect for the novice and the fetish aficionado alike. Pleasure Tape can...

Looking to jazz up your next party with something fun and cheeky? Meet the FU Finger Cocktail Markers! These sassy little 2.5 cm markers, shaped like a middle finger, are guaranteed to bring laughter and good vibes to any gathering. Available in six vibrant...

Hey, Fuckers! Brighten your workspace with a hilarious twist using our FU Middle Finger Notepad! These aren't your average notepads; they will be the talk of the water cooler and HR Department. Whether you're jotting down reminders, leaving a funny note for a colleague,...

Do you want your first dildo to look and feel just like the rock-hard stud you’ve always fantasised about? Stop dreaming and get real! Every vein, every shaft, and very head is carefully handcrafted with exquisite detail to give you the most realistic experience...

The Beginner's Vibrating Pump will give you the size and confidence you've always dreamt about without any harmful side effects. With each squeeze of the medical-style pump ball, your pleasure rod will grow bigger, thicker, and swell with power. Once you penetrate the smooth,...

Discover thick, throbbing erections that last and last with this professional-grade Accu-Meter Power Pump. Developed as a safe, affordable, non-surgical alternative to expensive medical procedures and pills, this handheld penis pump is the easy way to instantly enlarge your penis without any negative side-effects....

Increase your size and confidence without dangerous medications or expensive surgeries with this safe and easy-to-use Cock-Trainer Pump System. With each pull of the Sure-Grip pump trigger, your pleasure rod will grow bigger, thicker, and swell with power. Once you penetrate the smooth, flexible...

Super Fun Penis Silicone mould is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of moulded treats. Each tray features 11 delightful penis-shaped moulds.

Get your creative juices flowing with Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen! Our pens provide a sensory experience with their squishy-soft ergonomic design, making writing more fun. Plus, our water-based black ink offers a smooth writing experience without smudging. Whether you’re looking for a way...

You don't have to be an expert to enjoy the pleasure of Japanese-style bondage play when you use the super-soft and silky Deluxe Silky Rope. It's ideal for those who simply want to tie their partner's hands and feet together, and long and durable...

Attention, lolly lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day! This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the...

Elevate Your Performance & Reclaim Confidence! Experience the power of rapid and reliable results while unleashing your maximum potential of stronger, more powerful, and longer-lasting erections with the Max Boost Penis Pump! Tired of struggling with ED and longing for a reliable, non-invasive solution...

Create thrilling sexual excitement with this beautiful Fetish Fantasy Satin Love Mask. Try it on your lover or use it as a nightshade for yourself. When you put it on your partner, it softly covers their eyes, keeping your lover in a pleasurable state...